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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

WMD's

I just recieved this from my 9th grade geometry teacher. I have no clue why I get HIS e-mails, but I do, and I don't complain.


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
>> > >International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
>> > >possession of a ruler, a protractor, a T- square, a slide rule
>> and
>> > >a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General
>> > >Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the
>> > >notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has
>> > >been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-Gebra is
>> > >a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means
>> > >and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents and different angles
>> > >in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x '
>> > >and 'y' and refer to temselves as 'unknowns' They belong to a
>> > >common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in
>> > >every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say:
>> > >'There are three sides to every triangle'."When asked to comment on
>> > >the arrest, President Bush said, "If God wanted us to have better
>> > >weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers
>> and toes."
>> >

hahaha...math is funny compared to OChem! Hee hee hee...yes, I have an OChem exam tomorrow and I'm really nervous that I don't understand the material. Grrrr....not good...must cram.

4 Comments:

At 19/10/06 16:02, Blogger Sniper Monkey said...

Ha! hahaha! lucky people with 6 fingers...

 
At 26/10/06 19:52, Blogger Beefloaf said...

Ditto....major dittos to you!:)

 
At 30/10/06 16:11, Blogger The Fool said...

I guess having a freckle on your left ring finger could make it a special issue weapon of some sort. :)

 
At 31/10/06 21:57, Blogger jolygood said...

Who's got a freckle?

 

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